Grab a seat and a towel for the show
By way of explanation, my wife Susan and I are members of a vocal group where we attend church. Our director told us we had an opportunity to sing in a best of Broadway type of program. Since all of us in the group love to sing — why else would we be in the group — we said he could sign us up.
I don’t know what the other folks in the group thought, but I was thinking we would probably do something that at least had a little to do with church. Boy, was I mistaken.
Our leader presented us with his selection for us — “Seventy-six Trombones” from the musical “The Music Man.”